marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott)

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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You’re right I could have not done my essay or I could be sat tumblring what precious sleep time I have left haha

You’re right I could have not done my essay or I could be sat tumblring what precious sleep time I have left haha

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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It is 4:08 and I have just finished a 2000 word essay, I have to be up at 9 ish ;(

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how to boost your self esteem

theanti90smovement:

play scrabble with a child who hasn’t learned to spell yet you’ll win every time and maybe you’ll start feeling better about yourself

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bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

(Source: this-episode)

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

image

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nyehs:

squiglets:

Wow. I seriously cannot believe this. Please reblog this and spread awareness so we can bail our Cumberbatch out of jail!! We don’t need no stinking Danny Devito playing our Sherlock role! 

Wow…. Signal Boots

nyehs:

squiglets:

Wow. I seriously cannot believe this. Please reblog this and spread awareness so we can bail our Cumberbatch out of jail!! We don’t need no stinking Danny Devito playing our Sherlock role! 

Wow…. Signal Boots

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