Put a Symbol in my ask

the-faults-we-see:

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
#- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
* - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

Do it please

(Source: jeremymckinnxn)

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vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: megatogepi)

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes)

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ktrkradio:

"Judith" | A Perfect Circle

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dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

what’s the cheapest meat?

deer balls

because they’re under a buck

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Anonymous said: what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream

elvenkingthrandy:

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gee….something tells me that he wont

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chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie)

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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